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Alien & Cryptid Scanner
Point your camera at anything — it's aliens. Or Bigfoot. Or Mothman. A playful novelty camera that mints shareable "classified" Encounter Certificates, plus a live feed of real UFO & cryptid footage. Pure, ridiculous fun.
Live on the App Store
A tongue-in-cheek entertainment app · made for laughs, not for real sightings
See It In Action
The Scanner, Live
Watch an encounter get classified — the reveal, the stamp, the shareable certificate.
Full Feature Set
Everything In The Dossier
AI Alien & Cryptid Camera
Point at anything and the AI does its dramatic thing, then classifies the subject as an alien — or a cryptid, from Forest Hominids to Aerial Cryptids. The joke never gets old.
Encounter Certificates
Each "sighting" produces an official-looking Alien Encounter Certificate, complete with stamps, a case number, and a classified header.
Shareable Sightings
Send your certified encounter straight to friends and the group chat. Built to be screenshotted, reacted to, and one-upped.
Classified Dossier Aesthetic
Redaction bars, case files, and "TOP SECRET" stamps frame every screen. The whole app plays the leaked-government-file bit to the hilt.
CRT Scanner Vibes
Glowing green phosphor type, scan lines, and a flickering reticle give every scan that retro-terminal, "I shouldn't be seeing this" feel.
Declassified Transmissions
A built-in Feed tab of intercepted UFO & cryptid field footage — sorted by newest or most viewed.
Just For Fun
A pure entertainment novelty — no accounts, no pressure, no stakes. Open it, get a laugh, share it, repeat.
A Look Inside
Screens From The Field
Under the Hood
How the Scan Actually Works
A certificate always arrives
If the network drops, the server errors, or the model returns unparseable output, the scan still finishes: the client catches the failure, prints three "uplink interrupted" terminal lines, and synthesises the classification on-device from a bundled catalog. The server carries its own fallback for the same reason, so there are two independent layers between a bad connection and a blank screen.
Species picked by place and season
The bundled catalog holds 62 entities plus 6 date-windowed seasonals, each tagged with the regions it can appear in. A reverse-geocoded state code adds that state's species on top of the nationwide pool rather than replacing it, and picks are rarity-weighted 70/22/7/1, so a legendary find is actually rare and a seasonal creature only shows up inside its window.
Achievements provably reachable
"Full Spectrum" asks you to encounter every class, I through V. A test asserts the always-available nationwide pool spans all five classes and that a user who never grants location can never be handed a region-locked species — a regression pass that exists because the achievement was once unwinnable.
Dossier styling keyed to the case number
The exported multi-page PDF picks its paper wash, stamps, reviewer signature and departmental boilerplate from an FNV-1a hash of the case number. Re-export the same encounter years later and you get a byte-for-byte identical file; two different encounters get visibly different paperwork.
Now on the App Store
Get Alien & Cryptid Scanner
Free to scan and laugh, with a Pro unlock for the full classified treatment. The truth is out there — and it's on the App Store now.